my last semester in school i took a class on the new testament. while we were learning about gospels, we were told to write a gospel about ourselves. i wasn't sure how to approach the assignment and the thought of mimicking the bible seemed sacrilegious. anywho, while deleting some files i came across my gospel and it made me chuckle a little... enjoy. =]
Twenty-one years have passed in the life of Nicole, born of Gail and LaMonte. Siblings from Gail are Daryl and Jeremy; from LaMonte are Kaylin and Monte. She is without a spouse or children. She has always been destined for greatness.
Instead of napping during preschool, Nicole preferred to read. On the first day the teacher demanded that she go to sleep after lunch. Nicole refused, "Gaining knowledge from this book is far more important than being well-rested for recess." Impressed, the teacher remarked, "Nicole is such a smart child, far beyond her years. She is destined for greatness." Nicole was aged four years.
Valuing honesty over the preservation of shallow friendships, Nicole has never hesitated to state her opinions. Once asked by a classmate to comment on the beauty of a shirt, Nicole replied, "Its colors don't go well together, the fit is all wrong for you, and I would not look twice at it if I passed it in the store." The classmate was appalled. "What a terrible friend you are! My feelings are hurt!" "I would rather be hated than lie to a friend and have her look bad as a result," Nicole insisted. From that day on her honesty was sought after and appreciated. Classmates continue to speak of it today: "Nicole is such an honest person. She is destined for greatness." Nicole was aged eleven years.
Nicole is for the people. Classmates were expressing their disdain for a teacher of history. "We never learn anything! Our time is wasted on mindless copying from textbooks and weird breathing exercises!" Nicole empathized with her peers. "We shall boycott that class and appeal to the principal until something is done!" Thirty days passed and thirty students refused to attend class. "Nicole, why would you have your classmates miss class like this? Is that not irresponsible?" the principal inquired. "Until we are given an adept instructor, we will not waste our time subscribing to her brand of education. For that would be most irresponsible!" Agreeing with this logic, the principal gave the class a new teacher. "Nicole is such a leader. She is destined for greatness." Nicole was aged seventeen years.
In her twenty-first year Nicole displayed her earnestness. At her new job, Nicole's boss began to delegate. "Make sure you do all the expense reports." "I can handle it," Nicole replied. And so it was done. "Go take an inventory," Nicole was told. And so it was done. "Take this client to the airport," the boss demanded. And so it was done. The boss was astonished. "Nicole is such a diligent worker. She is destined for greatness." And such is the life of Nicole.
Twenty-one years have passed in the life of Nicole, born of Gail and LaMonte. Siblings from Gail are Daryl and Jeremy; from LaMonte are Kaylin and Monte. She is without a spouse or children. She has always been destined for greatness.
Instead of napping during preschool, Nicole preferred to read. On the first day the teacher demanded that she go to sleep after lunch. Nicole refused, "Gaining knowledge from this book is far more important than being well-rested for recess." Impressed, the teacher remarked, "Nicole is such a smart child, far beyond her years. She is destined for greatness." Nicole was aged four years.
Valuing honesty over the preservation of shallow friendships, Nicole has never hesitated to state her opinions. Once asked by a classmate to comment on the beauty of a shirt, Nicole replied, "Its colors don't go well together, the fit is all wrong for you, and I would not look twice at it if I passed it in the store." The classmate was appalled. "What a terrible friend you are! My feelings are hurt!" "I would rather be hated than lie to a friend and have her look bad as a result," Nicole insisted. From that day on her honesty was sought after and appreciated. Classmates continue to speak of it today: "Nicole is such an honest person. She is destined for greatness." Nicole was aged eleven years.
Nicole is for the people. Classmates were expressing their disdain for a teacher of history. "We never learn anything! Our time is wasted on mindless copying from textbooks and weird breathing exercises!" Nicole empathized with her peers. "We shall boycott that class and appeal to the principal until something is done!" Thirty days passed and thirty students refused to attend class. "Nicole, why would you have your classmates miss class like this? Is that not irresponsible?" the principal inquired. "Until we are given an adept instructor, we will not waste our time subscribing to her brand of education. For that would be most irresponsible!" Agreeing with this logic, the principal gave the class a new teacher. "Nicole is such a leader. She is destined for greatness." Nicole was aged seventeen years.
In her twenty-first year Nicole displayed her earnestness. At her new job, Nicole's boss began to delegate. "Make sure you do all the expense reports." "I can handle it," Nicole replied. And so it was done. "Go take an inventory," Nicole was told. And so it was done. "Take this client to the airport," the boss demanded. And so it was done. The boss was astonished. "Nicole is such a diligent worker. She is destined for greatness." And such is the life of Nicole.
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