conversate is not a word. it's just not... don't know where that came from. today a girl who's probably in high school was relating a story about how "cory gets mad when [she] coversate with other guys." this could be because she is young... but i doubt it because grown ass people say it, too. the correct word is converse... not CONverse like the shoe, but kunVERSE. now... that doesn't sound as ghetto as conversate - perhaps there's the reason the word exists- but it's correct.
it rained today! no. you don't understand... the other day me and chuck were getting in the car and i had a bunch of stuff so i put my arizona raspberry tea on the roof of my jeep so i could put my junk in the car... so i put my stuff in and drive off and all of a sudden we hear banging on the roof and chuck lives in the apartments on 12th, right by the ghetto, so her face was like "whaaaa?" [lol]. i forgot my tea and it rolled and dripped down my back window and my windshield... so this rain... YEAH! i needed that...
smoothie king is right next to starbucks over here in green hills, but it in NO way looks like starbucks. smoothie king is bright and colorful and has "smoothie king" on everything... starbucks is dim and moody and has "starbucks" on everything... why am i pointing out the obvious, you ask? because these women walked into smoothie king today deep in conversation... they looked at the menu and then walked up to me and one of them asked for a "marble chocolate machiatto or something like that." i just looked at her. chad said "what size? tall, grade, or venti." and we're snickering... this bitch looks at the menu -the SMOOTHIE KING menu- and goes 'i don't see it but i think i want the tall..." and i said, "from starbucks?" "uh, yeah." (like i'm dumb) "it's next door." then they left. no apology for wasting our time or nothing... frickin idiot.
i made about $15 in tips today... good for a midday shift... shiiiit... any shift.. because i usually only pull $3-5... anywho.... straight to the gas tank... i go to the gas station and the attendent feeling like he wants to play with me so he pretends to speak another language when i tell him what i want. so i just looked him dead in his eye and said "fif-teen-on-num-ber-3." and hand him the money and walk out... i'm just wondering if i should've been nicer to him.....? =]
it rained today! no. you don't understand... the other day me and chuck were getting in the car and i had a bunch of stuff so i put my arizona raspberry tea on the roof of my jeep so i could put my junk in the car... so i put my stuff in and drive off and all of a sudden we hear banging on the roof and chuck lives in the apartments on 12th, right by the ghetto, so her face was like "whaaaa?" [lol]. i forgot my tea and it rolled and dripped down my back window and my windshield... so this rain... YEAH! i needed that...
smoothie king is right next to starbucks over here in green hills, but it in NO way looks like starbucks. smoothie king is bright and colorful and has "smoothie king" on everything... starbucks is dim and moody and has "starbucks" on everything... why am i pointing out the obvious, you ask? because these women walked into smoothie king today deep in conversation... they looked at the menu and then walked up to me and one of them asked for a "marble chocolate machiatto or something like that." i just looked at her. chad said "what size? tall, grade, or venti." and we're snickering... this bitch looks at the menu -the SMOOTHIE KING menu- and goes 'i don't see it but i think i want the tall..." and i said, "from starbucks?" "uh, yeah." (like i'm dumb) "it's next door." then they left. no apology for wasting our time or nothing... frickin idiot.
i made about $15 in tips today... good for a midday shift... shiiiit... any shift.. because i usually only pull $3-5... anywho.... straight to the gas tank... i go to the gas station and the attendent feeling like he wants to play with me so he pretends to speak another language when i tell him what i want. so i just looked him dead in his eye and said "fif-teen-on-num-ber-3." and hand him the money and walk out... i'm just wondering if i should've been nicer to him.....? =]
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